GRIFF'S prayer

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF seems to be a little bit fired up about the second debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. A lot of strange stuff happened on that stage between the two presidential candidates last night, but one thing in particular stood out in GRIFF’s mind. He just could not […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF shouts out one of his friends who got him in trouble for shoplifting when they were kids. This friend, Nigel, has gotten him in trouble for other things as well. GRIFF just found out that his friend Nigel is in jail. So GRIFF sends out a prayer to […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for always making him laugh. He remarks that God made him a comedian, but he is constantly tickled by the Lord’s comedic timing. He mentions some of the funny moments from God that he witnessed, like a woman he saw trip in the grocery store, and […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF talks about how he feels so overwhelmed and confused about his cellphone bill every month, which he tries to stay on top of. He says he’s switched companies so many times, and he’s so sick of paying so much extra money because of his data going over all […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF comes to God with heaven on his mind. He says he heard that heaven had “streets of gold” and was “the land of milk & honey,” a place where we can sit on the right side of the Lord. Inspired by all of this beautiful imagery, he talks […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, he says he comes to the Lord with the gift of interpretation. He says a mosquito has just walked into church with a lot on its little mosquito heart. With the rise of the Zika Virus, and paranoia spreading, this little mosquito feels like his life has been changed […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF approaches prayer with a “memory spirit.” He ponders about what happened to the times of the really old deacons, who would sing that “understandable song,” and where red suits and sometimes fall asleep in the middle of a song. He expresses a nostalgia for “deacon time,” in the […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF is inspired by his own ashy elbows to speak on a product that differs from Satan-Off, his spray product from a previous prayer. Instead, he comes up with the idea of an Anointment cream or a balm for those who “can’t get to a spray.” He also illustrates […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF is struck with passion after talking to Erica Campbell about fighting back and beating the devil up! He banishes the devil out of his life and the lives around him! He recalls growing up and hearing people in church say very explicitly how they’re going to get the […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, he talks about being inspired by a man he saw playing whack-a-mole at Laguardia Airport. As the game went on, the man kept getting frustrated and just started whacking indiscriminately, which didn’t solve his problems. GRIFF saw, in this moment, a metaphor applicable to his life. He also saw […]